Men in Tights Theme Song

We are the men in tights
We never get in fights
We're for peace and love
We never shove
In kindness, we delight

WE ARE THE Men in tights
We never get in fights
We don't eat meat
We don't compete
We are the Men in Tights.

I'm Dan!
I'm Rob!
I'm Jon!
I'm Rog!

We're hippies and we know it.
We like to sing
We are Left Wing
We're not afraid to show it!

[crescendo to end, big Rockette style kicks]

We're for peace and love
We never shove
We are the Men in Tights
We don't eat meat
We don't compete
We are the Men in Tights

[big ending]

We are the Men in Tights!